Plastic Surgery Greeting Cards
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The economy seems to be improving and more plastic surgeons are reporting more people inquiring about, and actually, having cosmetic surgery.
So your bff goes in for breast augmentation or your other gf has a nose job. Of course, you notice, but exactly what do you say? A proper response can be awkward so why not let the professionals say it for you and send a plastic surgery greeting card?
Leading the way several years ago was the aptly named Lift Me Up Cards with greetings for gal pals who had:
- Breast augmentation (Congratulations on the Twins!)
- Breast lift (“I Thought You Needed a Little Lift. But it looks like your plastic surgeon already took care of you!”
- Rhinoplasty (“Your Nose Looks Great! You picked a great one!)
- Liposuction (“I Thought We Could Sit Around and Chew the Fat. But since you had liposuction, that’s not a good idea!”)
- Tummy Tuck (“Congratulations on Your Tuck! Now, no more Roll!)
- Face lifts (“You Look like a Million Bucks! I hope it did not cost that much to look so great!”)
- Sclerotherapy (“You’re So Vein. You probably think this card is about you!”)
And because imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, other plastic surgery greeting cards have entered the fray. Greeting Card Universe, for instance, offers congratulation cards for:
- Cosmetic Surgery
- Your Boob Job
- Your Breast Reduction
- Your Face Lift.
One card for breast augmentation patients shows a puzzled youngster on the front saying, “Gee whiz…I always heard of people making mountains out of molehills.” When you open the card, it says: “I just never knew anybody could really make it happen!”
Yet another card obviously intended only for woman-to-woman mailings says on the cover: “So you got some new Boobies, eh?”
Open the card and it says inside: “Can I have your old ones? Wait, I already have old ones!”
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admin @ June 17, 2010