Breast Implants’ Top 5 Off-the-Wall Questions
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Plastic surgeons always encourage patients to ask lots of questions about the procedure they want. That way, everybody is on the same page about the expected results.
A recent survey revealed that some patients have very active imaginations and can come up with some, well, very unusual questions.
Here are the top 5 off-the-wall questions that patients have asked:
1.) If I ski or camp in the snow, can breast implants freeze?
In a word, no. That is, unless the rest of your freezes, too!
Breast implants are in a very warm, comfy environment. Even if your whole body, your silicone implants – being oil based – would not freeze. Your saline implants – being largely salt water – would only freeze if you succumbed while sleeping outside in below zero weather.
2.) If my husband gets, ah….excited during, ah, intimate moments and squeezes my breasts hard, can the implants break or take a different shape?
Again, no way, unless your hubby’s name is Superman. Provided the implant has been put in under the pectoral, or chest, muscle, your main man feels your natural breast tissue.
3.) I only see women in your office, doctor. Has a man ever had breast implants?
A professional gambler once took a $100,000 bet that he could not survive one year with size 38C breast implants in his chest. He took the bet, collected the 100K and then wrote a book, The Man with the $100,000 Breasts. The gambler/author said women were fascinated.
4.) Can a guy tell if I’ve had breast enhancement? Will he care?
He will be able to tell if:
- Each nipple points to the closest armpit
- Ripples show through the skin
- The breasts are two different sizes
- You have no cleavage
- Scar tissue forms around the implants, making the breasts hard
According to a woman’s magazine survey, 83 percent of guys don’t like breast enhancements.
5.) How can guys tell if I’ve had breast enlargement?
When a breast implant patient moves around or reaches up, her breasts keep the same shape. Natural, unaugmented breasts will flatten when you put the arms over your head or fall forward when you lean over. Not-so-good implants look round and hard like a grapefruit halves. Undoctored breasts hang, more like water balloons.
admin @ March 16, 2010