Breast Augmentation– by Ring Tones?
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Various providers worldwide have come up many off-the-wall – but unproven – ways of breast augmentation.
Now a self-described “cognitive scientist” comes forward with a method of breast enlargement you probably have not heard from a plastic surgeon — by listening to ring tones on your cell phone! (We are not making this up!)
But first, take a gander at the ways various entrepreneurs have put forth to create breast enhancement:
- Enough “special” creams to float a battleship
- More pills than Carter ever produced
- Exotic herbs by the ship load
- Ultra exotic massage techniques
One of the more unusual schemes in existence involves wearing plastic domes (pictured) over each breast.
Each dome is connected to a suction device that provides constant negative pressure on the breasts. (We are not making this up, either!) Of course, the user must put up with constant suction on the breasts for ten hours daily.
One such device went way over the top, claiming his breast suction devices would even re-grow breasts removed via mastectomy!
Stephen Barrett, M.D., at Quackwatch, a website tracking (cough-cough) dubious health claims, spotted the ad.
Dr. Barrett later took the manufacturer to court in Iowa. In 2004, he came away with a $40,000 civil penalty and restitution order for people who bought the breast enlargement device.
But that doesn’t stop the other equally, ah, dubious claims.
The claim behind the cell phone ring tones allegedly creating larger breasts is based on tones that mimic a crying baby. Irritating? Sure. But a boob job? Not so sure.
When the female of the species hears those tones, and we quote the “scientist”, Japan’s Hideto Tomabechi: “The brain tells the fat in the behind and the legs to please move toward the breasts.”
The video is a little long and wordy but, hey, judge for yourself if crying baby ring tones is likely to enhance breasts!
Oh, did we not say? You have to listen to the ring tones 20 times a day!
admin @ September 24, 2009